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Dead Men Don’t Itch

Wednesday, March 7, 2018 - Sunday, March 11, 2018
8:00 pm - 11:00 pm

The Oakville Centre for the Performing Arts

Join the Oakville Players for their presentation of the hilarious comedy noir “Dead Men Don’t Itch”

“Dead Men Don’t Itch” – By John Arco

Private Eye Jake Chapel is hired by the seductive Grace to find her missing ravenous twin sister Angel. Angel was last known to be “torching” in the nightclub of the infamous and dangerous Fankie D. Time is of the essence as his late partner’s widow daunts him, the crooked cops taunt him, and long lost love haunts him to find not only the girl but a stolen precious jade as well. Will an alcoholic sax player be able to help him? Will he learn who the killer in the alleyway was? Will Jake’s case be solved?

Dead Men Don’t Itch Schedule:

March 7-10 at 8 p.m.

March 11 at 2 p.m.

Ticket Information

Regular Price:  $30
Group 10+:  $28
Big Ticket Member: $28
Sunday Matinee:  $25

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